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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-19

whitey — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:18:00 +0000

Good Morning all, checked the scale this morning, I'm at 246 lbs. 142 lbs down from my starting weight. #gastricbypass #
I went clothes shopping this morning, and didn't hit the Big and Tall store once, I did hit the Tommy H. and Nautica stores, which felt good #
@danudey thanks dude, its been a great trip for me and my wife, we've made great progress. in reply to danudey #
Time to watch star wars ep 1 in 3d with the Bear. http://t.co/uI5AVtI9 #
@rjamestaylor flight was late last night. Bright eyed and bushy tailed though. in reply to rjamestaylor #
Seattle you were starting to disappoint. But no there goes the rain. #
Flight last night was rough. Lose 145lb in 6 months and you butt is not sufficiently padded to sit that long. #
@thebarkingdog Tore through half of Mockingjay last night, hopefully I'll finish it on the flight back. Can't wait to see the end. in reply to thebarkingdog #
Just liked Seared Scallop Chowder at Pike Place Chowder http://t.co/CseqkJG6 (via @oinkapp) #
The fish at the market is so fresh and cheap I want to cry. #
Great views here http://t.co/OG0JLZdh #
Can't wait to see this in full swing. It was a little empty this morning. http://t.co/CkyTOx0Q #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-12

whitey — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:18:00 +0000

I'm going to have to start wearing gloves to work. #
@ClowdClod the building is freezing, wearing a blanket and jacket inside. Chillers are working overtime. in reply to ClowdClod #
@hipsterplease you'll also find out if he "IS or IS NOT" the father in Maury. in reply to hipsterplease #
@Juanhijo one of the best films of EVER. #NotJoking I would love to see my manager or @lnapier use that chant during a meeting. #WARRIORS in reply to Juanhijo #
@rjamestaylor I'm totally down with a Raspberry Pi, I'm going to buy one to play with. If it works out nice, my son may get one too. in reply to rjamestaylor #
@druzziel stab someone good for me in reply to druzziel #
Eating a Fritata from @zedrics this morning, Veggie and Goat Cheese. It's healthy and low carb, needs salsa, but not bad. #
@damiella Is the Pink hair gone??? Thats a shame. in reply to damiella #
I can't wait till November, I want to vote and get all this political bickering to stop dominating the air waves. #
@druzziel on your first win, can you do me a favor. Scream out, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" in reply to druzziel #
@druzziel thats so full of #WIN in reply to druzziel #
@thebarkingdog @druzziel I'm going to go to your next match wearing a shirt that says, "BRUTE SQUAD" in reply to thebarkingdog #
@druzziel @thebarkingdog I need to read the book, I hear that its as epic as the movie. Although the movie is classic #EPIC in reply to druzziel #
@cwgabriel is that for a table top miniatures game? it looks epic. in reply to cwgabriel #
@thebarkingdog I liked Ghost Rider, but I wouldn't have minded a recast of Johnny Blaze in reply to thebarkingdog #
Just liked Biscuits And Bacon Gravy at Bacon http://t.co/5guvrQa0 (via @oinkapp) #
Just liked Blockbuster at Austin Java http://t.co/dtkGemlF (via @oinkapp) #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-05

whitey — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:18:00 +0000

@rcollazo @zite I like how he refers to guys like me as "Beardos", I do have a beard, and I am behind the seems. But damn call me out. in reply to rcollazo #
“@hipsterplease: Wore a tie today. Feel fancy!” Seems like a normal techy train of thought. #SharpDressedMan #
@damiella think they kind of have to, YA audiences are bursting with awkward coming of age kids looking for attention from the opposite sex. in reply to damiella #
@damiella writing is like any industry, you have to follow the money. Sometimes you sacrifice depth for a paycheck. Liked Hunger Games tho in reply to damiella #
But ask not for whom the pager beeps — for sysadmin, it beeps for thee. #
@thebarkingdog that [REDACTED] for Melanie looks awesome, I wish I had a [REDACTED] in reply to thebarkingdog #
@danudey in Canada possibly, also list your snow blower on your deductions list. in reply to danudey #
@combfilter I'm sure that if you used the online order, I don't see why not, as long as what you are saying isn't illegal or dangerous in reply to combfilter #
@xkot damn dude, you are on track, I'm still about 60lbs away from goal. I wonder what our BMIs are now. in reply to xkot #
@thebarkingdog RollerBall was released on Netflix too, I know what I'm watching tonight. in reply to thebarkingdog #
Beans, Cheese and Bacon for breakfast was good today. Way more filling then the yogurt that I've been having. Good change of pace. #
Earl Grey tea, its about that time, you've got some work to do. #
“@LaughingSquid: Unsolicited Proposals For New and Wonderful Beverages http://t.co/x0xTjP36” Too Awesome to not Retweet. #
Today's selection is roasted chicken, green beans, pinto beans and roasted turnips. @ Rackspace Hosting http://t.co/hIckbHxV #
@x86brandon heard you were in town recently, I meant to look for you in the building. in reply to x86brandon #
@rjamestaylor TWSS in reply to rjamestaylor #
@damiella that has got the be one of the worst/funniest #FirstWorldProblems ever. Funny how the internet changes year to year. in reply to damiella #
Stupid energy drink crystal light package, you look like the regular package, now i'm jittery and wired. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-29

whitey — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 00:18:00 +0000

today I'll be doing my jog indoors, specifically the main breezeways of phase 3 at the castle. Sunday, no people to knock over. #Warmer #
Spammers I see you…and I'm the guy that blocks you. Stop sending stuff through my servers. #
Hello guy fixing the vents next to me, thats not a little bit of ass sticking out of the top of your pants, that's your whole ass. #EWW #
High on carpet glue, not Huffing just working next to these construction guys that are moving these carpet tiles around. #
@harper wow, real ramen that doesn't have "Top" in the title, wish we had a place like that here in Texas in reply to harper #
@danudey twitter spam has gotten worse as of late, don't know what changed. Also, check out my pics we should chat at http://t.co/rOPzFAxu in reply to danudey #
@xkot dude that sucks, put pics or it didn't happen. Hope you feel better. in reply to xkot #
@xkot the Looney Toons style "X" band-aide is #WIN but seriously, hope it doesn't hurt too much. in reply to xkot #
@isaac1855 discount tattoos are scary, you have to wear that for the rest of your life. #GetWhatYouPayFor http://t.co/bR8AHdtb in reply to isaac1855 #
Just liked Darjeeling Oolong Blend Hot Tea at Ground Town Coffee http://t.co/EYVHXNhZ (via @oinkapp) #
half a bagel w/ creme cheese == awesome…whole bagel == horrible consequences #gastricbypass I'm no longer enjoying it. #
@thebarkingdog with all the noise last night from the storm, I'm surprised i didn't wake up with a son and two dogs sleeping in bed with me. in reply to thebarkingdog #
@rackerhacker what storm tracking app is that? in reply to rackerhacker #
@HarleyPlays I'm going through my GastricBypass weigthloss right now, and some of your dishes are low carb. I'm going to make a meatsa #YUM in reply to HarleyPlays #
@hhoover I'm so sorry, that must really suck for you. Next time, take them out for ribs. in reply to hhoover #
@JordanRinke @xkot @hhoover he has to be nice, he's the current FNG, don't want to stir the pot this early. in reply to JordanRinke #
@hipsterplease or the kid knows something that we adults just don't see in reply to hipsterplease #
@MelOffill You should pull everyone into a conference room, light one person on fire. Inform them this will continue until scissors return. in reply to MelOffill #
Don't know why Ender asks random people "What is your Mommy's Name?" #
@rjamestaylor He play's it well. in reply to rjamestaylor #
Kung Jung Mu Sul @ UTSA Institute Of Texan Culture http://t.co/LvcEbd9b #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-22

whitey — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 00:18:00 +0000

@thebarkingdog Everytime that I think that Gavin is lost cause, he says something that TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF in reply to thebarkingdog #
@rjamestaylor that Daemon book looks interesting, is it a good read? in reply to rjamestaylor #
@rjamestaylor I read a that part, it intrigued me in reply to rjamestaylor #
3 generations of wood-heads http://t.co/rAMtbpiW #
Today's lunch selection. @ Rackspace http://t.co/M88CPOzA #
Photo: Epic guys night in shot. http://t.co/DkfojN5u #
@JordanRinke what kind of crafts, I've been meaning to learn to knit in reply to JordanRinke #
New York strip steak. I've been craving red meat. @ Home http://t.co/unDGHHQk #
COW, I here by do proclaim you as the king of tasty meats, there are others noteworthy, but you crush them under you noble hoof #TASTY #MEAT #
“@nojazzloco: theoatmeal.com – the best one yet!!!” @theoatmeal does it again, I love that guy. #
Looks like its time to go pants shopping again, can't survive the day if I forget my belt. #GastricBypass Next paycheck 44in here I come. #
I never feel like I have a good presidential candidate. I'm a moderate, fiscally conservative and socially liberal. #politics #
#YouKnowYourOldWhen the bands that you listened to in high school are now played on the classic rock radio station. #
Lemmy Kilmister, get me through this day. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-15

whitey — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 00:18:00 +0000

I just unlocked the "Getting Started with Programming" badge on @codecademy! http://t.co/gAHh8uft via @codecademy #
Cottage Cheese and Protein Powder for breakfast, 5lb goal for this week, going to make it. #
@sblaydes while that would be interesting, I'm more looking for 5lbs of weight loss this week to put me at 255lbs in reply to sblaydes #
@HarleyPlays Chili and eggs, you visiting us down here in Texas. #KeepItSpicy in reply to HarleyPlays #
Yes we have tether ball. http://t.co/9zdlwkHI #
@lagardekrktcw9 Please #DIAF , may you and your horrible spammer off spring catch horrible STDs in reply to lagardekrktcw9 #
likes He Dies In Rocket School by Optimus Rhyme on Ping http://t.co/hs4p86cY #iTunes #
@Palumbo nice, how much does a domain transfer cost? in reply to Palumbo #
@Palumbo Nice, I'll make sure to man-scape first. in reply to Palumbo #
Just posted a photo http://t.co/mxImnhh2 #
We like it spicy. @ RackSpace Cloud (Castle) http://t.co/Q7qBn6g0 #
Join me & change your profile picture to protest SOPA: http://t.co/IImJcvTp #BlackoutSOPA #
@MelOffill switch to "moves like juggalo", will probably cure the meningitis in reply to MelOffill #
Fight the good fight Lanham, we got your back. #FistInTheAir Tech gets its day in Congress as SOPA fight continues http://t.co/E8fT99TY #
@rackerhacker what about Fortran on Rails…any language on Rails has got to be 2.0 maybe even 3.0 in reply to rackerhacker #
“@safun: How to Write Emails to Nerds (That They’ll Actually Read) http://t.co/WVkqcjWZ #rackspace

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-08

whitey — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 00:18:00 +0000

Just liked Tortilla Soup at Jim's Restaurants http://t.co/KX5qgPO5 (via @oinkapp) #
My hair is falling out, it's so disheartening. #gastricbypass I know that it'll come back, but I that I can notice it. #
@JordanRinke the one for the ladies? in reply to JordanRinke #
@JordanRinke nice site, whats the verbiage on the ad? in reply to JordanRinke #
@JordanRinke let me know how that works out, thats an awesome idea. Kind of like speed dating/phishing. in reply to JordanRinke #
@MelOffill you know I really need to bring it back. I'm tired of being called "Corporate Whitey" http://t.co/O2Dly2TT in reply to MelOffill #
@MelOffill your right, tonight the hawk is back, but Ender is going to want one too, I can't complain about that. But Granny will cut me. in reply to MelOffill #
@MelOffill I'll have to find him some faygo #juggalo4life in reply to MelOffill #
@xkot I was thinking more along the lines of Captain Sisko (Avery Brooks) in reply to xkot #
Today's lunch selection http://t.co/F4WIsNjt #
@danudey @justinsnutbutta is the best, I started eating it after I found it in a @starbucks bistro protein pack, its the best nut butter eva in reply to danudey #
Twitter spammers, please die in a fire #DIAF I know that you are a bot, if I don't know you and you send me a shortened link I will not open #
@rainaacghibbard I think you spammers are just taunting me now. in reply to rainaacghibbard #
@ednitai @silentmikie I'm not that far yet. It's from the surgery and should come back. But if all else fails I will fall on my razor in reply to ednitai #
This is a great prize for anyone who codes http://t.co/3FDcn7Gv via @appsumo #shameless #
@thebarkingdog I'm going to build my own theme park with gambling and hookers #Bender in reply to thebarkingdog #
@JordanRinke if you added pork, that would sound delicious in reply to JordanRinke #
@JordanRinke http://t.co/l5GFpShQ in reply to JordanRinke #
My New Year's resolution is to learn to code with Codecademy in 2012! Join me. http://t.co/m1vmxdkk #codeyear #
@JordanRinke awesome, I don't have a tivo, but I'll try to stay up late enough to catch that. in reply to JordanRinke #
SA man buys Facebook ad to get dates | News – Home http://t.co/5ZdfyJnU #
@JordanRinke do you have any web analytics, I'd be interested to see how well your marketing campaign actually played out. in reply to JordanRinke #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-25

whitey — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 00:18:00 +0000

@thebarkingdog yes this is the Ultimates…thats why Samuel L. Jackson is playing Nick Fury Agent of Mother Fucking Shield… in reply to thebarkingdog #
@Palumbo he just pissed cause no one respects his AUTHORA-TIE in reply to Palumbo #
@rjamestaylor very true, by my house i only get edge, but at this campsite we go to, I get 3g clean enough to stream movies in reply to rjamestaylor #
@mdovalina if you saw it happen you should yell out to them "Hey you dropped your Xtra strength diarrhea meds, you'll need these!!!" in reply to mdovalina #
@xkot @hhoover I'm voting for the "Rent is too damn High" candidate this year in reply to xkot #
@hhoover anything good left? where do you sit now? in reply to hhoover #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-18

whitey — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 00:18:00 +0000

Day out on the train with the beautiful wife and some family http://t.co/vu2sj9p3 #
#epicbeardtime from @harleyplays http://t.co/NxvSHS54 via @instagram #
Let's play Hanging With Friends. My username is 'Whitenhiemer'. http://t.co/oeXnbjhq' #GamesWithFriends #
@MelOffill it's probably a demon, that super market must be cursed. Start throwing holy water on everything. #JustToBeCareful in reply to MelOffill #
@JordanRinke Beard, its for the ladies. in reply to JordanRinke #
@zdeptawa I don't have a sprout social shirt. Damn, I'm canceling my account now. in reply to zdeptawa #
@Palumbo so is whiskey, it always opens my sinuses in reply to Palumbo #
@Palumbo Sriracha has so many uses, its the ultimate condiment. I didn't even like it before I worked for E&A, but I can't get enough now. in reply to Palumbo #
@JimAveritte5875 no I don't believe I do you dirty spammer. in reply to JimAveritte5875 #
I think that it might be time to bring back the Mohawk, I keep getting comments about being #CorporateWhitey I still keep it REAL. #
Headphones $20. Value in silence == priceless http://t.co/9x1XSUwl #
@thebarkingdog if you just consider it Non-denominational Winter Season Holiday, its not so bad. Lighting the menorah after Santa tonight in reply to thebarkingdog #
@rjamestaylor @samj HTTP 418 is always my favorite in reply to rjamestaylor #
@MelOffill have you contacted Guiness to see if you could set a record? in reply to MelOffill #
@MelOffill I always thought that a puggle was from the sloth family, they're so slothful as it is in reply to MelOffill #
@MelOffill nope sorry have not in reply to MelOffill #
@MelOffill what do they eat, and are they legal in the states? in reply to MelOffill #
“@rackerhacker: Funny graphic about Linux partitioning personas: http://t.co/y2fLwDD5 (from http://t.co/c7nFFjmb)” Funny Stuff #
good morning all, time to get some coffee #
@rjamestaylor @xkot same with me, sometimes I really want some pie, and end up throwing up, but 115lbs down, I feel great #GastricBypass in reply to rjamestaylor #
@rjamestaylor @xkot Robot, its nice to know you find me attractive, makes me feel all warm inside. in reply to rjamestaylor #
Daddy, Ender and pancakes. This is our Friday morning and it's always good. http://t.co/2YNMIjFd #
Just liked Cut And Shave at Custom Cuts And Clips http://t.co/DMSBhHpG (via @oinkapp) #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-11

whitey — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 00:18:00 +0000

Let's play Hanging With Friends. My username is 'Whitenhiemer'. http://t.co/oeXnbjhq' #GamesWithFriends #
Check this video out — Racker slide http://t.co/M2SrWpX8 via @youtube #
@xkot are you Stormcloak or Imperial…it matters in reply to xkot #
@xkot I ended up going Imperial, everyone else i knew went Stormcloak, I just wanted to see the other side of the storyline in reply to xkot #
@xkot well if big Nordic guys in beards are your thing…LOL in reply to xkot #
my son is always wanting to get on my iphone, any ideas for games a 3yr old could play? Something that will hopefully be educational #
@gekitsuu maybe one of these days, but I don't trust him with a piece of tech that expensive yet in reply to gekitsuu #
@errr_ the slide is a whole lot of #WIN in reply to errr_ #
@errr_ still in the same spot in reply to errr_ #
@EdLeafe those cards are so funny I almost lost it #EPIC in reply to EdLeafe #
Sugar Bear was giving Rookie O and was talking about our slide, I found it the perfect time to dive in and ride to glory. #SWEET #SLIDE #
@thebarkingdog I think that Edward Norton could create a better likeness of you. in reply to thebarkingdog #
@thebarkingdog ok, yeah, that makes more sense. in reply to thebarkingdog #
@thebarkingdog I just don't want to be played by Brian Dennehy in reply to thebarkingdog #
@kremlinkev @h1nch I'm waiting for the drilling and banging Dubstep remix. in reply to kremlinkev #
I've earned 0 Star(s) toward Free Drinks from Starbucks! Are you a member of My Starbucks Rewards? http://t.co/oHgjLbcc via @starbuckscard #
@JordanRinke congratz, keep them comiing in reply to JordanRinke #
@thebarkingdog switch to python… in reply to thebarkingdog #
Listening to the new Black Keys album, and it fucking rocks. #
@JordanRinke I miss living in the Medical Center, so much more variety living in a more populous area. Same old stuff by Sea World for me in reply to JordanRinke #
@seats sure fire test of reality, go to the airport bar and see if a beer still cost $12 in reply to seats #
@danudey I love my slow cooker, makes the best pot roast evah…Great for brazing in reply to danudey #
@Palumbo @jordanrinke I'm totally down with that walk too in reply to Palumbo #
very cold in the office, had to resort to the hat and jacket indoors #
@danudey I hated when BestBuy moved to the single line/cashier pool system, until I stood in that line for the first time. So much quicker. in reply to danudey #
@danudey first time through I felt like cattle. The system just works and with impulse buy tables that form the line I'm sure profits rose. in reply to danudey #
@errr_ where you at homie? in reply to errr_ #
@danudey gluten is only in the tasty things. in reply to danudey #
Mead is good. Goin to make this again. Hanging with the boys. Ready to play some videotapes. http://t.co/LRJgySLk #
Dinner with family. Burnett Texas on the Austin steam train. http://t.co/lb9QkSgd #